Accidental Tech Podcast
Accidental Tech Podcast

166: Fitness Turd

* Tesla facelift * Neutral #3: A Bra Phase * Follow-up: * Superchargers vs. gas stations * SAE's automated driving levels * Amazon Echo, Dash Button, and Siri outside the U.S. * Siri feature availability * Networking gear * Ubiquiti's 8-port PoE switch * Marco's big HP 1810G-24 switch

Featured Speakers

Marco Arment, Casey Liss, John Siracusa Host

Topics Discussed

Episode Summary

Executive Summary: The episode ranges across several tech-industry debates: Tesla’s controversial front-end redesign and what makes a grille visually “necessary,” the practical infrastructure needs of electric cars and charging, the emergence of SAE self-driving standards, Amazon Echo’s US-centric limits, the fallout from Smile’s TextExpander subscription transition, the use of audio bumpers in editing, Apple’s 40th-anniversary reflections on the iMac, the role of Ubiquiti hardware, and a long discussion about whether the Apple Watch is a promising but imperfect first-generation product.

Main Topics: Tesla design language and the grille debate: The hosts debate Tesla’s updated Model S/Model 3 front fascia, arguing that the problem is not the absence of a grille itself but the presence of a grille-shaped space left empty. They compare Tesla’s approach to Audi and Lexus excesses and discuss how design familiarity changes perception. Electric vehicle charging reality and home infrastructure: A long follow-up covers EV charging at home versus public superchargers, including how much home electrical work may be needed, why charging networks must cluster on major highways, and the challenges for apartment dwellers and street-parking users. Standards and autonomy: SAE and self-driving levels: The conversation explains SAE’s five-level automation scale and what “true autonomy” would mean in practical terms—being able to sit in the back seat and not need to drive at all. TextExpander’s pricing backlash and subscription transition: The hosts analyze Smile’s revised response to backlash over TextExpander 6’s subscription model, arguing that the company addressed price concerns but not deeper objections about forced subscriptions, support longevity, or the security implications of a networked keylogger-like app. Apple Watch: useful niche product or underwhelming first gen?: A substantial segment weighs the Apple Watch’s strengths (notifications, fitness, glanceable info, driving/navigation) against its weaknesses (slowness, limited apps, wrist discomfort, uncertain long-term appeal), concluding it may be a strong but not universal wearable. Apple’s 40th anniversary and the iMac’s cultural impact: The hosts reflect on how the original iMac changed not just Apple’s trajectory but the industry’s perception that computers should look appealing, helping normalize design as a key consumer decision factor. Editing style, ad bumpers, and show identity: Marco explains why he added short sound effects before and after ads: they improve edit flexibility, mark boundaries more clearly, and create a recognizable show rhythm, though some listeners dislike them or find them too jarring.

Key Arguments: Tesla’s front end looks wrong not because it lacks a grille, but because it still visually implies a grille should be there. If EVs are to replace gasoline cars, most homes will need at least modest charging upgrades, while highway superchargers will need to be heavily concentrated on travel corridors. A major barrier to EV adoption is not the car itself but the lack of garages/driveways for many urban and apartment dwellers. SAE’s automation scale is useful because the key question is whether a human still needs to know how to drive or can truly sit in the back seat. TextExpander’s revised pricing fixes the “too expensive over time” complaint, but not the philosophical objection to moving a formerly purchased utility into a subscription/network model. A cloud-connected text expansion tool with full keyboard access raises security concerns, especially when it must sync snippets through the vendor’s servers. The Apple Watch is useful for some users, especially those with appointments, activity goals, or driving/navigation needs, but it is not a universal product and remains a mediocre first-gen device in several respects. The iMac mattered because it made design visible and valuable in the computer market, helping push the whole industry toward more thoughtful hardware aesthetics. Audio bumpers can make podcast editing cleaner and more modular, even if some listeners dislike the specific sounds or the change itself. Apple should investigate many adjacent technologies internally—wearables, VR, perhaps cars—without feeling obligated to ship in every category. Data Points: EV home charge time on a standard outlet: about 3 days - Used as an example of why many owners may need better home charging than a basic wall outlet. EV home charge time on a 50-amp NEMA 14-50 outlet: about 7 hours - Cited as Tesla’s recommended higher-power home charging setup, depending on battery size. TextExpander subscription price: $5 per month - The focal point of user backlash over the new TextExpander model. TextExpander legacy app pricing reference: about $40 for a traditional purchase - Used to contrast the old buy-once model versus the new subscription approach. TextExpander legacy support statement: unspecified duration - Smile said it would continue to sell and support TextExpander 5 and iOS 3+, but gave no end date. SAE automation scale: 0 to 5 - Described as ranging from no automation to full automation. SAE human-driver range: 0, 1, 2 - The range where the human driver must monitor and control driving. SAE automated-driving range: 3, 4, 5 - The range where the system monitors the environment and increasingly drives itself. Apple Watch app availability and usage: apps are mostly unused / slow - The hosts note that the watch’s apps and glances are frequently seen as weak points. Apple annual product strategy spend example: $1 billion - Mentioned as a hypothetical amount Apple might spend investigating a car project before deciding whether to ship. Meh sponsor product price example: $8 - A wrist-worn speaker was cited as a typical daily deal from Meh. FreshBooks trial: 30 days - Length of the free trial offered in the sponsor read. FreshBooks customer base: over 5 million - Claimed user count in the sponsor read. Betterment customer assets: over 4 billion dollars - Claimed amount of customer money managed by Betterment. Betterment customer count: more than 150,000 - Customer base cited in the sponsor read. Betterment fee offer: up to 6 months of no fees - Promotional offer for ATP listeners.

Pivotal Quotes: "I think they would prefer to hear the fish." — John: A joking comparison early in the episode about what listeners would hate more: two hours of Fish or a show without John. "You can’t draw something that doesn’t have a mouth, don’t draw the place where the mouth goes and then just erase it." — John: Explaining why Tesla’s front fascia looks wrong: the empty grille-shaped space still signals that a grille should exist. "The iMac was just as important, if not more important, for Apple as a company." — John: Reflecting on Apple’s 40th anniversary and how the iMac helped restore pride and momentum at the company.

Implications: The episode argues that successful tech products depend on thoughtful defaults, clear user expectations, and honest transitions. Design, charging infrastructure, pricing models, and product maturity all shape whether a technology feels inevitable or merely experimental.

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