Cautionary Tales with Tim Harford
Cautionary Tales with Tim Harford

The Wild Turkeys of Schleswig

There are eight American turkeys painted on the walls of Schleswig's Cathedral of St Peter - which is odd... since the frescoes were created two centuries before Columbus even crossed the Atlantic. How did the creatures come to be added to the medieval Biblical scene? Was this proof that the Ge

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Executive Summary: Tim Harford recounts how Nazi-era and postwar German authorities embraced obviously false “restorations” of medieval church frescoes because the lies served status, ideology, and institutional self-protection. The story follows Lothar Malscat and the Fay family, whose forged murals in Schleswig and Lübeck were celebrated until evidence exposed them, showing how experts, power, and public wishful thinking can sustain deception.

Main Topics: The Schleswig Cathedral restoration and the turkey anachronism (Priority: 5/5): A 19th-century restoration of medieval frescoes becomes a 1930s fraud when Ernst Fay and Lothar Malscat repaint missing sections, producing murals that include American turkeys centuries too early. Nazi ideology and the reward for complicity (Priority: 5/5): In Nazi Germany, the obvious anachronism is reinterpreted as proof of Aryan historical superiority, showing how authoritarian systems can turn absurdity into accepted truth. Lothar Malscat as skilled artist and reluctant fraud (Priority: 4/5): Malscat’s talent, desperation, and resentment are central: he creates convincing fake medieval art, then later exposes the fraud when denied credit and recognition. Lübeck’s wartime fire and a second restoration fraud (Priority: 5/5): After the 1942 bombing reveals hidden church murals, Dietrich Fay and Malscat again fabricate medieval paintings, this time in postwar democratic Germany, demonstrating that self-deception is not limited to fascism. Evidence, testimony, and institutional denial (Priority: 5/5): Photographs, eyewitness concerns, and even the original restorer’s testimony are dismissed until Malscat forces the issue by confessing and documenting the process, revealing how institutions suppress inconvenient facts. The wider lesson about experts and public desire to believe (Priority: 4/5): The episode argues that fraud succeeds not only because of forgers, but because officials, experts, and audiences prefer flattering narratives over uncomfortable truth.

Key Arguments: An obvious falsehood can become accepted truth when it serves the interests of powerful institutions. Authoritarian contexts amplify deception by rewarding conformity and punishing dissent. Expertise does not guarantee integrity; Ernst Fay’s reputation and connections helped legitimize fraud. Malscat’s forgeries worked because they were technically skilled and matched what audiences wanted to see. Postwar democracy was also vulnerable: institutions in Lübeck preferred prestige and miracle narratives over scrutiny. The real scandal is complicity—officials, experts, and the public helped sustain the deception.

Data Points: Age of Schleswig Cathedral parts: nearly 900 years - The cathedral’s oldest sections date back almost nine centuries. Original fresco dating: around 1300 or earlier - The medieval paintings were believed to date to the early 14th century. Olbers’ first restoration start: 1888 - August Olbers began restoring the cathedral frescoes in the late 19th century. Turkeys in the fresco: 8 - The restored Schleswig murals featured eight American wild turkeys, creating the key anachronism. Columbus reached the Americas: 1492 - Used as the historical benchmark showing the turkeys were impossible in a 1300-era fresco. Malscat’s age when he sought work: 23 - He was a young, talented, desperate artist when he approached Ernst Fay in Berlin. Initial whitewashing job: whitewashed Fay’s house - Malscat’s first paid task for Ernst Fay before joining the restoration work. Lübeck bombing date: March 29, 1942 - The RAF firebombing that exposed the Marian Church murals. Bombing payload: 400 tons - The RAF dropped 400 tons of bombs on Lübeck. Dietrich Fay’s restoration grant: 88,000 marks - Funds provided for the Lübeck mural conservation project in 1948. Malscat wage: 3 marks - His pay working for Dietrich Fay was extremely low, roughly described as about $7/hour in the narrative comparison. Postwar restoration funding increase: 150,000 marks - Fay received additional funds after the Lübeck murals were celebrated. Imprisonment sentence: 18 months - Malscat’s prison term after the forgery case. Dietrich Fay sentence: 20 months - Fay’s prison term following the exposure of the fraud. Church anniversary: 700th anniversary - A deadline that pressured the Lübeck restoration and encouraged speed over caution.

Pivotal Quotes: "People like to be fooled today. We just gave them what they wanted." — Lothar Malscat: Malscat explains why the forgeries succeeded and why audiences accepted them. "The real defendants are not the forgers, but the experts and officials who failed to exercise proper care." — Local newspaper: A contemporary judgment that shifts blame from the artists to the institutions that enabled them. "Here at last was definitive proof that the Aryan race had not only reached the Americas centuries earlier than that swarthy Mediterranean scoundrel Columbus, but they'd returned home with a population of wild turkeys." — Tim Harford: Narrator’s satirical summary of how Nazi ideologues twisted the Schleswig turkeys into racial propaganda.

Implications: The episode warns that fraud thrives when prestige, politics, and wishful thinking outweigh evidence. Listeners should be skeptical of “miracles,” especially when authorities benefit from them and dissent is discouraged.

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