Episode Summary
Executive Summary: The episode is a wide-ranging VergeCast covering Samsung’s Galaxy S7/S7 Edge launch, Android N’s early preview, carrier bloatware and the economics driving it, Blue Origin’s secrecy and spaceflight plans, SpaceX’s near-miss landing, and a spirited media-critique segment on space reporting and access. It also veers into product absurdities, an Amazon-backed Wi‑Fi water pitcher, and Verge promotions, using humor to argue that modern hardware and services are increasingly shaped by ecosystems, carriers, and access politics rather than pure user needs.
Main Topics: Galaxy S7/S7 Edge hardware versus carrier bloatware (Priority: 5/5): The hosts praise Samsung’s industrial design, camera speed, and overall restraint on the S7/S7 Edge while criticizing Verizon’s preloads, ads, and forced apps that undermine an otherwise excellent device. Carrier economics and ARPU as drivers of crapware (Priority: 5/5): The discussion argues that carriers and OEMs use preinstalled apps and services to boost average revenue per user, which incentivizes unwanted software, confusing onboarding, and subscription traps on Android phones. Android N preview and the evolution of multitasking (Priority: 4/5): The team reacts positively to the early Android N developer preview, especially split-screen multitasking, faster animations, and improved notifications, framing it as a meaningful step toward making Android feel more computer-like. SpaceX, Blue Origin, and the future of commercial spaceflight (Priority: 4/5): Lauren Grush explains Blue Origin’s roadmap for human test flights and passenger trips, and clarifies why SpaceX’s recent landing attempt was sacrificed to get a larger satellite into orbit. Access, journalism, and gender in space reporting (Priority: 5/5): The conversation critiques Blue Origin’s invite list for a press event dominated by men and argues that old-school access journalism can reinforce a boys’ club and limit critical reporting. Tech absurdities and connected devices (Priority: 3/5): A humorous side discussion covers Jake’s Wi‑Fi Brita pitcher that automatically reorders filters, serving as a comic example of connected products that can be clever yet impractical. Verge promotions and media commentary (Priority: 2/5): The hosts plug Audible, South by Southwest appearances, social accounts, and Verge-related projects while riffing on media history, objectivity, and the influence of social platforms.
Key Arguments: Samsung’s S7 hardware is excellent, especially its camera and smaller-feeling design, but carrier-installed software materially degrades the experience. The proliferation of preloads and carrier apps is not primarily about phone cost; it is about carrier/OEM revenue sharing, placement, and marketing support. Android N is promising because it adds real productivity features like split-screen multitasking and smoother UI behavior, suggesting Android is becoming more PC-like. Blue Origin’s invitation list reflects how access journalism can reproduce old networks and exclude qualified voices, especially women, from shaping coverage. Commercial space companies need skepticism, not just credentialed access, because they are businesses marketing products and missions. The ecosystem lock-in of iMessage and other platform services makes switching phones harder than hardware specs alone would suggest.
Data Points: Episode date: March 10, 2016 - Opening banter sets the recording date. Galaxy S7 price: $700–$800 - Referenced while discussing how expensive the phone is despite carrier subsidies and app clutter. Number of Verizon apps mentioned: About 13 total - The hosts estimate the amount of Verizon software preloaded on the S7, including Amazon apps. Number of app stores on the phone: 3 - Samsung, Google, and Amazon stores are all present on the device. Blue Origin event gender split: 11 men, 2 women - Lauren estimates the reporter invite list was overwhelmingly male. Blue Origin passenger experience: About 4 minutes of weightlessness - Explaining the suborbital New Shepard experience. Blue Origin human test flights: Next year - Lauren reports the company’s timeline for crewed testing. Blue Origin passenger flights: 2018 - Target year for actual passenger trips into space. SpaceX satellite mission: SES-9 - The largest satellite SpaceX had launched at the time, affecting landing fuel margins. ExoMars launch timing: Monday launch; science operations in December 2017; rover in 2018 - European/Russian Mars mission timeline described by Lauren. Audible library size: 180,000+ titles - Sponsor spot describing Audible’s catalog. Audible trial: 30-day free trial - Podcast promo for Verge listeners. Wi‑Fi water pitcher filter order timing: After 12 hours - Jake says the pitcher ordered another filter almost immediately after arrival.
Pivotal Quotes: "Apple needs to do something." — Jake: Reaction to the Galaxy S7’s hardware and camera quality compared with Apple’s design stagnation. "We’re not going to be credible." — Liz (referenced by Nilay/Dieter): Used to explain The Verge’s approach to space coverage and skepticism toward companies. "It thought I was out of filters." — Jake: Describing the connected Brita pitcher’s automatic Amazon reordering behavior.
Implications: The episode argues that modern tech quality is often undermined by ecosystems, carriers, and access politics. Better hardware and smarter software still need distribution models, journalism norms, and consumer control that put users first.
About The Vergecast
The Vergecast is the flagship podcast from The Verge about small gadgets, Big Tech, and everything in between. Every Friday, hosts Nilay Patel and David Pierce hang out and make sense of the week’s most important technology news. And every Tuesday, David leads a selection of The Verge’s expert staffers in an exploration of how gadgets and software affect our lives – and which ones you should bring into yours.