Accidental Tech Podcast
Accidental Tech Podcast

537: Worse Than All of Our Toilets

* Pre-show: Phish season * Live Phish * DMB Friday Night Concert Series * Goose on Bandcamp * Follow-up: * The Anonymous Corner * Some anonymous thoughts on mail delivery to Apple Park * BELIEVE shirts are at Apple Park * Rank-and-file engineers also hate Radar * Why does Apple bother with responses

Featured Speakers

Marco Arment, Casey Liss, John Siracusa Host

Topics Discussed

Episode Summary

Executive Summary: The episode ranges from concert-taping culture and Apple bug-reporting frustrations to a detailed review of Apple’s 2022 OS releases and a long speculative discussion of the upcoming headset. The hosts praise iOS 16’s polish, criticize iPadOS 16 and macOS Ventura for clunky UI and weak redesigns, note watchOS 9’s modest gains, and argue that Apple’s next major reveal may be a headset that will test its hardware comfort, accessibility, and gaming strategy.

Main Topics: Concert recordings and the economics of live shows: The hosts compare Fish, Goose, and Dave Matthews Band live recordings, praising affordable soundboard-quality releases sold through Bandcamp/SiriusXM and noting how this model benefits fans. Apple bug reporting and internal communication: Multiple anonymous Apple employees and outside developers describe bug reporting as a black hole: reports are filtered through intermediaries, comments may not reach engineers, and the system frustrates both sides. Subscription pricing and software monetization: The discussion defends subscriptions as the most sustainable model for many apps given Apple’s platform constraints, while acknowledging customer complaints about file-format lock-in and long-term costs. Exit interviews for iOS 16, iPadOS 16, watchOS 9, and macOS Ventura: The hosts review the past year’s OS releases. iOS 16 is praised as stable and feature-rich; iPadOS 16 is criticized for Stage Manager and poor multitasking; watchOS 9 is seen as incremental; macOS Ventura draws heavy criticism for System Settings and general UI regressions. The upcoming Apple headset rumor cycle: A large portion of the episode speculates about Apple’s headset, including press invitations, RealityOS/XROS naming, possible gaming partnerships, likely price, comfort/ergonomics, motion sickness, and accessibility concerns. Developer tooling and SwiftUI/Xcode frustrations: The hosts call for iterative improvements to SwiftUI, async APIs, and Xcode stability, while noting that newer frameworks still have rough edges, poor error messages, and bugs that slow development.

Key Arguments: Apple’s bug-reporting pipeline is dysfunctional because internal engineers and external developers often cannot communicate directly, making the process feel like a black hole. A small developer finding a bug can be just as valuable as a large one, because framework/API bugs affect everyone regardless of app size. Subscriptions are often the least-bad software monetization model because platforms and update expectations make one-time purchases and old-style upgrades unsustainable. iOS 16 shows what Apple can do when it fully resources a platform: it is stable, polished, and generally improves the device without major regressions. iPadOS remains held back by multitasking and window management; Stage Manager in particular is seen as a miss rather than a breakthrough. macOS suffers from inconsistent attention and awkward redesigns, especially System Settings and the new SwiftUI-based controls, which are seen as worse than the AppKit predecessors. The headset’s success will depend less on novelty and more on comfort, accessibility, motion-sickness prevention, and whether Apple can support compelling games and use cases. Apple’s modern software stack, especially SwiftUI and Xcode, still needs iterative refinement to reduce friction for everyday developers.

Data Points: Friday Night Concert Series cost: about $10 per show - SiriusXM’s Dave Matthews Band live show recordings Show length: about 3 hours - Dave Matthews Band live recordings discussed as roughly $10 per three-hour show Bandcamp minimum price: $10 minimum - Goose live shows are sold pay-what-you-want with a $10 floor Apple Dev Relations staffing: ~20 people - An anonymous Apple employee said Dev Relations was the communication bottleneck for bug reports Call Sheet open GitHub tickets: 18 open tickets - One host said he plans to fix only 2 before App Store submission Call Sheet planned fixes before release: 2 of 18 - The developer plans to leave most issues for later iterations Green Chef promo discount: 60% off plus free shipping - Sponsor offer using code ATP60 Trade Coffee offer: free bag with any subscription - Sponsor offer at drinktrade.com/atp Judo offer: 3 months free - Sponsor offer with ATP community signup Apple platform OSs reviewed: 4 - iOS 16, iPadOS 16, watchOS 9, macOS Ventura (tvOS excluded)

Pivotal Quotes: "the system doesn't work for us outside of Apple and doesn't work for the people inside Apple either" — John/Mike discussion: Critique of Apple’s bug reporting process and intermediary-driven communication "iOS 16 erased all my photos. iOS 16 crashes all the time. iOS 16 burns my battery down" — Marco/John discussion: Used as a contrast to emphasize that iOS 16 was notably stable and problem-free "What I want from the iPad OS for me... every time I use an iPad, it mostly makes me want either a Mac or a phone" — John: Summary of why iPadOS still feels like a compromise rather than a fully satisfying platform

Implications: Listeners should expect Apple to continue favoring polished, iterative improvements on iOS while Mac and iPad still lag in UI consistency and multitasking. The headset will be a major test of Apple’s design, accessibility, and gaming ambitions.

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